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There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

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His seven-layer cake only had six layers

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He excelled at firing people nicely

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I love eating cheese and tuna sandwiches

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The light in his life was a fire burning around him

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Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday

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The door slammed on the watermelon

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The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy

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We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along

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Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding

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